We have all had those nights that have left us feeling like death has completely fallen upon us.
There are some blessed ones in this world who can drink like a fish and wake up the next morning feeling like an olympic athlete, leaving us behind to fend for ourselves.
So what do you do when you wake up, realizing you have to be at a coffee meeting in 30 minutes, with your head feeling like a ticking time bomb? Regretting all those slushy drinks you had at the Dawg House? All those mimosas you had at brunch???
Come my darling, let us assist you.
PUT ON A NASH HAT AND HIDE YOUR STRUGGLES FROM THE WORLD.
Last nights eye makeup? No problem. No one can see it under your hat.
Hair a greasy mess? Who cares?! The hat will gladly hide it for you.
Don't have the energy/ any self-respect left to make eye contact with strangers on the street? Keep your head down under your Nash hat!!! They can't see you, you're invisible!!!!
No but really, come grab a hat and make yourself feel better. And stop by Kroger and get yourself Pedialite you party monster, you.